RoastGit
@alexis-opolka's GitHub Roast
Your repo count reads like a collector’s fever, but the star count suggests the universe isn’t impressed.
You treat every side‑project like a sprint, yet most of them never leave the starting block.
Tracking AI token usage is the only thing you seem to monitor more faithfully than your own code quality.
An impressive résumé of activity that ultimately amounts to a vanity metric parade.
Profile Score: 74/100
Your repo count reads like a collector’s fever, but the star count suggests the universe isn’t impressed.