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@alokbindd's GitHub Roast
Your backend is literally CSS—congrats on inventing the world’s first stylesheet that serves JSON.
Committing README.md every sunrise: the digital equivalent of watering a plastic plant.
Two followers and eight following: a social ratio that screams ‘I’ll like your posts if you pretend mine exist.’
Productivity theater with no audience; the curtain never rises because there’s no play.
Profile Score: 38/10
Your backend is literally CSS—congrats on inventing the world’s first stylesheet that serves JSON.