RoastGit
@benjaminsampica's GitHub Roast
Your repo list reads like a 'choose your own adventure'—every branch ends in a README that never existed.
Dependabot is the only thing getting a workout on this profile; the code itself seems to be on a permanent coffee break.
You've amassed 81 stars on a JavaScript project that still refuses to explain itself, proving that mystery can be more popular than substance.
An impressive ledger of busywork that masks a lack of substantive output.
Profile Score: 75/100
Your repo list reads like a 'choose your own adventure'—every branch ends in a README that never existed.