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@brandonthiessen's GitHub Roast
Your dotfiles repo has more commits than your follower count—so much for a social life.
Four repos, zero stars: it's like a museum of unfinished art where the only visitor is you.
A C++ order‑book and a chess engine, but the only thing being matched is your ambition with reality.
An ambitious solo developer whose portfolio is all hustle, no audience.
Profile Score: 62/100
Your dotfiles repo has more commits than your follower count—so much for a social life.