RoastGit
@brandonthiessen's GitHub Roast
Your four repos read like a cheese platter: all niche, no one’s asking for a slice.
Zero stars and a single follower suggest you’ve mastered the art of building castles in a vacuum.
You refactor more than you ship, which is impressive if the only audience is your own terminal.
An overengineered showcase that never leaves the lab, earning technical kudos but no real impact.
Profile Score: 66/100
Your four repos read like a cheese platter: all niche, no one’s asking for a slice.