RoastGit
@chrispduck's GitHub Roast
Your README gets more updates than any of your repos' code.
With five followers and twenty‑three repos, the ratio suggests you’re more interested in collecting empty shells than building anything useful.
Your commit history is a masterclass in changing the lighting of a README, not the lighting of a project.
An elaborate façade of productivity that ultimately adds up to a collection of untouched repositories and negligible community impact.
Profile Score: 65/100
Your README gets more updates than any of your repos' code.