RoastGit
@djblue's GitHub Roast
Your repo list reads like a Clojure buffet—every dish is there, but most of them are garnish.
Portal gets a thousand stars while the rest of your projects hover at zero, suggesting you treat the rest as personal Easter eggs.
You keep spawning new languages and tools faster than a startup pivots, yet most of them never leave the incubator.
A prolific but scatter‑focused contributor whose brilliance is diluted by an overabundance of half‑finished curiosities.
Profile Score: 81/100
Your repo list reads like a Clojure buffet—every dish is there, but most of them are garnish.