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@doble-2's GitHub Roast
Your OSINT tool speaks seven languages but your README still can’t explain why it needs 146 stars to exit beta.
A repo named after yourself with zero stars is the GitHub equivalent of monogrammed underwear: technically yours, socially awkward.
Committing UTF-8 fixes five times in a row is the closest you’ve come to writing character development.
Promising engineer trapped in a loop of polishing side quests instead of shipping the main game.
Profile Score: 71/10
Your OSINT tool speaks seven languages but your README still can’t explain why it needs 146 stars to exit beta.