RoastGit
@ermo's GitHub Roast
Your repo count looks like a collector's edition, but the star count suggests they're all dust collectors.
You treat README updates like wardrobe changes—frequent, but nobody's impressed.
Your commit history reads like a time‑travel experiment: a burst of 2020 fixes, then a quiet 2026 re‑merge.
The profile reads like a résumé of ambition without the corresponding impact.
Profile Score: 57/10
Your repo count looks like a collector's edition, but the star count suggests they're all dust collectors.