RoastGit
@fern89's GitHub Roast
Your README gets more edits than your code ever sees production.
A C2 framework with 59 stars—apparently the only thing you can get to follow you is a command‑and‑control repo.
Your personal site has as much traffic as a README on a private repo—zero stars, zero visitors.
A niche developer with technical chops but little effort to translate that into broader relevance or visibility.
Profile Score: 55/10
Your README gets more edits than your code ever sees production.