RoastGit
@hiprabel's GitHub Roast
21 repos, 0 stars—your code’s so private even GitHub can’t see why it exists.
Following 7, followed by 2: the only ratio tighter than your commit messages are empty.
A React repo updated last week still rocking Vite 01basics—your version bumps move at geological pace.
You’ve turned GitHub into a private homework folder and still forgot to submit the assignment.
Profile Score: 45/10
21 repos, 0 stars—your code’s so private even GitHub can’t see why it exists.