RoastGit
@hporchet's GitHub Roast
Your repo list reads like a ‘choose your own adventure’ for tech‑stack indecision.
Four followers and sixteen repos—clearly you’re the most popular ghost in the org chart.
Updating the README more often than the code suggests you’ve mastered the art of moving the goalposts.
A perpetual prototype collector with a penchant for empty commits and fleeting hype.
Profile Score: 64/100
Your repo list reads like a ‘choose your own adventure’ for tech‑stack indecision.