RoastGit
@hporchet's GitHub Roast
Seventeen repos, zero stars—your code is the digital equivalent of a tree falling in an empty forest.
A CSS parser that only you have ever compiled: congratulations, you’ve achieved the rare feat of making style invisible.
Your commit history reads like a diary of someone perpetually ‘recheck wth the spec’ yet never actually meeting it.
A master’s degree in Docker and a black hole of deliverables.
Profile Score: 38/10
Seventeen repos, zero stars—your code is the digital equivalent of a tree falling in an empty forest.