RoastGit
@hporchet's GitHub Roast
Your README gets more updates than your code—it's the only thing that ever changes.
Sixteen repos and zero stars; it's like a constellation where all the lights are burnt out.
You treat Docker images like semester projects: built once, never revisited, and still expect applause.
A well‑intentioned but directionless collection of experiments that never gains traction.
Profile Score: 48/10
Your README gets more updates than your code—it's the only thing that ever changes.