RoastGit
@hporchet's GitHub Roast
Your README gets more love than any of your code – it's the only thing that ever changes.
Sixteen repos and zero stars; it's like a museum of unfinished prototypes.
Updating the tech stack in the README feels like rearranging the furniture in an empty house.
The account is a showcase of intent without execution, a résumé of aspirations that never materialize.
Profile Score: 45/10
Your README gets more love than any of your code – it's the only thing that ever changes.