RoastGit
@lambbread's GitHub Roast
Your dotfiles have more version history than your social life.
Four themes, zero stars—your UI is the only thing that’s getting attention.
You’ve built three experimental languages, yet the only thing you’ve compiled is a sense of self‑importance.
An over‑engineered showcase of personal vanity that trades substance for style, yielding negligible impact.
Profile Score: 69/100
Your dotfiles have more version history than your social life.