RoastGit
@lambbread's GitHub Roast
Your repo list reads like a hobby shop: a new language every week, but none of them ever get a customer.
Zero followers and a README that updates more often than your code—looks like the only audience is your own commit log.
Your dotfiles are more polished than the actual projects, which explains why the only thing you’ve managed to 'rice' is your own obscurity.
An earnest sandbox of experiments that never escapes its own confines.
Profile Score: 75/100
Your repo list reads like a hobby shop: a new language every week, but none of them ever get a customer.