RoastGit
@mgorny's GitHub Roast
792 repos, zero stars—your code’s so exclusive even light can’t escape it.
Following no one since 2009; why stalk humans when you can curate 800 ghost feedstocks?
Gentoo, LLVM, Xfce, Python, cat—somewhere there’s a bingo card that just declared bankruptcy.
A living argument that commit count and social impact can be mutually exclusive.
Profile Score: 72/10
792 repos, zero stars—your code’s so exclusive even light can’t escape it.