RoastGit
@mignotd's GitHub Roast
Your portfolio repo gets more updates than any of your actual projects—it’s the only thing that ever sees a commit.
Nine repos, three followers, and a TalentMind that still hasn't attracted any talent.
You spend more time polishing the light‑mode contrast than polishing code that people actually use.
All flash, no function—an overengineered résumé with negligible community traction.
Profile Score: 72/100
Your portfolio repo gets more updates than any of your actual projects—it’s the only thing that ever sees a commit.