RoastGit
@mvanhorn's GitHub Roast
Your repo count reads like a grocery list; you’ve got 1,289 items, but only one actually got anyone to the checkout.
last30days-skill is the only kid on the playground with a swing set while the rest of your projects are stuck on the sandbox.
Following six people after amassing 2,600 followers suggests you treat ‘following’ like a diet plan: you only do it when you feel like it.
A high‑output, low‑focus profile that leans on a single blockbuster project to mask a sea of noise.
Profile Score: 72/10
Your repo count reads like a grocery list; you’ve got 1,289 items, but only one actually got anyone to the checkout.