RoastGit
@mysterion's GitHub Roast
Your README reads like a minimalist poem: nothing to see, nothing to read.
30 stars for a VR player that works on cardboard—congratulations on mastering low expectations.
Two followers and zero following: you’ve achieved the perfect social media diet of starving both sides.
A scattershot hobbyist whose output exists more for personal amusement than for any meaningful contribution.
Profile Score: 60/100
Your README reads like a minimalist poem: nothing to see, nothing to read.