RoastGit
@naiveinvestigator's GitHub Roast
Your dotfiles have more version history than most open‑source projects, yet still zero stars.
You treat mpv like a side hustle, but the rest of your repos are just decorative wallpaper.
Following 296 people while only 54 follow you is the digital equivalent of shouting into an empty room.
An enthusiastic tinkerer whose résumé reads like a personal lab notebook rather than a portfolio of shared value.
Profile Score: 78/100
Your dotfiles have more version history than most open‑source projects, yet still zero stars.