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@nano-maxwell's GitHub Roast
Your README got more updates than the game logic ever did.
Fifteen repos and still zero stars—looks like the only thing you’re committing to is anonymity.
You treat GitHub like a personal scrapbook: lots of drafts, no one wants to read them.
A profile bloated with fluff and undercooked code, masquerading as productivity.
Profile Score: 72/100
Your README got more updates than the game logic ever did.