RoastGit
@phlx0's GitHub Roast
Your README is so trimmed it could double as a haiku—if haikus were about removing context.
574 stars for a screensaver, yet the rest of your repos are still waiting for a single spark.
Commit messages read like a to‑do list for a robot that never leaves the house.
Impressive on the flagship, but the overall portfolio feels like a hobbyist's side‑quest.
Profile Score: 68/10
Your README is so trimmed it could double as a haiku—if haikus were about removing context.