RoastGit
@phlx0's GitHub Roast
You’ve got more “awesome‑*” lists than actual code, and none of them earned a single star.
Drift is the only thing that glitters, while the rest of your repos sit in the corner like unlabeled wires.
Your commit history reads like a Dependabot fan club meeting minutes—lots of merges, zero innovation.
An over‑curated hobbyist portfolio that trades substance for the illusion of activity.
Profile Score: 85/100
You’ve got more “awesome‑*” lists than actual code, and none of them earned a single star.