RoastGit
@poteto's GitHub Roast
Your commit history reads like a series of “README updates”—the only thing moving faster than the docs is your ego.
You’ve turned “hiring‑without‑whiteboards” into a star magnet, yet the repo’s code changes are still stuck in a perpetual beta.
With 84 repos and only 11 follows, you treat your followers like a secret menu: exclusive, but mostly invisible.
The profile is prolific and visible, yet it betrays a preference for headline‑grabbing polish at the expense of consistent, substantive contributions.
Profile Score: 82/10
Your commit history reads like a series of “README updates”—the only thing moving faster than the docs is your ego.