RoastGit
@ryanduguid's GitHub Roast
Your repos outnumber your followers, proving that even code can tolerate more solitude than a tax audit.
You spend more time polishing release-policy than polishing a star on GitHub.
Your commit messages read like a compliance checklist—efficient, but nobody's excited to read them.
A technically sound but socially barren portfolio that trades visibility for regulatory exactness.
Profile Score: 88/100
Your repos outnumber your followers, proving that even code can tolerate more solitude than a tax audit.