RoastGit
@s34ngs's GitHub Roast
Your repo count reads like a wish list that never got a shopper.
One follower and a dozen projects—apparently the internet is politely ignoring you.
Commit messages about fixing pre‑ordering drinks suggest your biggest bug is your career.
An ambitious résumé of experiments that never graduates to a credible portfolio.
Profile Score: 58/100
Your repo count reads like a wish list that never got a shopper.