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Name: GitHub Profile Roast for @scheuclu
Item: scheuclu's GitHub Profile
Rating: 45
Author: RoastGit

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@scheuclu's GitHub Roast

Your résumé boasts CTOs and Stanford, yet your repos are the GitHub equivalent of a business card with no contact info.

You spend more time polishing tooltips than building features—looks like UI vanity is your primary sprint.

Every commit is a ‘launch readiness’ checklist, but the product never leaves the runway.

The profile is a showcase of impressive titles with an underwhelming execution record.

Profile Score: 45/10

Your résumé boasts CTOs and Stanford, yet your repos are the GitHub equivalent of a business card with no contact info.