RoastGit
@sophic00's GitHub Roast
Your repo count looks like a collector's fever dream, but the star count suggests the universe is politely ignoring you.
You spend more time polishing a README that updates itself than actually writing code that anyone cares about.
Your bots are the only things that ever get invited to a party—your own projects are still waiting at the door.
An over‑engineered hobbyist whose ambition outpaces his actual contribution.
Profile Score: 85/100
Your repo count looks like a collector's fever dream, but the star count suggests the universe is politely ignoring you.