RoastGit
@tobiastac's GitHub Roast
Your README gets more updates than the code itself—it's the only thing moving.
Thirty‑five repos and not a single star; the only thing shining is the 'profile created' timestamp.
Naming conventions seem to be a game of 'who can be the most vague?'—never-look-back, template-middy, observer-pattern-example.
The profile is a noisy collection of unfinished experiments that prioritize appearance over substance.
Profile Score: 48/10
Your README gets more updates than the code itself—it's the only thing moving.