RoastGit
@torvalds's GitHub Roast
327k followers and you still follow nobody—looks like a one‑way street for a guy who writes merge tags as bedtime stories.
Your repo list reads like a C‑only diet: kernel, libgit2, test‑tlb, and a guitar pedal you swear works better without a bypass.
Even your hobby projects are labeled “don’t use” – a polite way of saying ‘I made it, but you probably shouldn’t.’
Impressive influence, but the ancillary projects are mostly ornamental fluff around a monolithic kernel empire.
Profile Score: 81/100
327k followers and you still follow nobody—looks like a one‑way street for a guy who writes merge tags as bedtime stories.