RoastGit
@zambiers's GitHub Roast
Your portfolio gets more overhauls than a software version of a mid‑life crisis.
Eleven repos and six followers—seems your code is more introverted than your social network.
Zero stars on everything except a lone C# jam entry; even your README seems to be on a permanent coffee break.
An average score backed by activity that feels more like a hobbyist’s treadmill than a professional showcase.
Profile Score: 58/100
Your portfolio gets more overhauls than a software version of a mid‑life crisis.