RoastGit
@zkdev's GitHub Roast
Your README could win a literary award, but the code still hasn't left the draft stage.
Zero stars on thirty‑one repos signals that your 'cloud‑native' engine runs exclusively in a vacuum.
You polish CI pipelines more than you ship features that actually work out of the box.
All the ceremony, no substance—an enthusiastic hobbyist masquerading as a DevSecOps guru.
Profile Score: 55/10
Your README could win a literary award, but the code still hasn't left the draft stage.